REALLY?!!!

So I go out to my garden to check on my little plants. At first I get very excited, I see some of my little radish babies sprouting up. A few green onions peaking out of the ground and some parsley hanging out. My smile quickly turns to a frown when I find a lovely grouping of dog turds! :( What has happened is a communication issue with myself and the neighboring pets. I was under the impression that I was making a lovely garden to grow food for my family. The animals in the neighborhood thought that I made them a nice restroom facility. I'm sure glad I pulled every muscle in body and put all this sweat equity into creating a toilet for these animals. I looked in my gardening book and online, not one place can I find documentation stating that a must have gardening tool is a pooper scooper. I guess I better get down to Pet Smart and pick me one up! GRRRRRRR! Now my potatoes are gonna taste like crap....he he! (see what I did there?....because of the feces.....oh nevermind)